The worst Christmas
Was when Mum was in hospital
And Dad, bless him,
Made a right pig’s ear
Of the Christmas turkey.
On Christmas Eve he dressed up as Santa
Red coat, big bushy beard -
And Mum dressed up as a reindeer
Big antlers, red nose -
And it was all going so well
I was pretending to be asleep
As Dad crept in, when
Shriek!
Clatter clatter clatter
Thump!
Mum fell off the roof.
2 comments:
Don't you just hate it when that happens?
I bought Hazel some crampons for Xmas but still she refuses to climb up there!
Women eh?
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